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holy motherfucking shit on a platter

diancie:

*repeats outfit* because i am WHAT? lookin cute and u hoes need a memory refresher

  1. friend: (tells really clever and funny joke)
  2. me: go to hell
“My nights are for overthinking, my mornings are for oversleeping.”
(via moriarty)
quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out

milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out

about
Disclaimer: Nope. Not Hitler. Not a Nazi, either. I don't hate Jews. I am not a mass murderer. No, I don't find the numerous deaths of innocent souls funny or nice. Adolf Hitler was straight down fucked and what he did was really shitty.
I am a Catholic who identifies more as a Protestant and I love people.

Frick, then why hitlerspage?
Fuck. I'm not entirely sure either but I'd like to think it's because I find Hitler from Afterschool Charisma an adorable and nice fella
(which he is... for the first few chapters).

If anything, I assure you, I AM A NICE PERSON! Insert smiley face.
Go drop by my ask to tell me anything about yourself or about your day and I'll try to respond as helpful-y as I can. ^_^
Also, if it wasn't clear enough already: NO, I WON'T KILL YOU.

Little piece of information though: Though Hitler was basically a crazy person, he took power because of his immense ability to convince people of what he believed, and with that he twisted their heads and made them his followers. This information is nothing of importance I just wanted to share it to you because I found it interesting.

Okay now for an actual About area: Hallo! My name is Dani. My friends sometimes call me Luna and I find that cute so choose whichever you like. I like dolphins, literature, math, classical music and science/sci-fi. Here's a link to my interests page!
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